John McCain Picks Sarah Palin (HAHAHAHAHA)

by Nick on August 29, 2008

Palin

In perhaps the most pathetically desperate move of any presidential campaign ever, John McCain has selected Sarah Palin, governor of Alaska, as his running mate.  Apparently he is so desperate to attract some attention (and some Hillary votes? hahaha, not with this one John) that he picked the beauty queen governor.  So, who is this Palin person?  Republican Senator Kay Bailey Hutchinson can’t help us out:

I really don’t know that much about her.

Palin, before her whole year and a half as governor, was mayor of a town of 7,000 people.  WOW!  Talk about experience.  So if McCain, who readily admits he’s old and jokes about his own age, were to die in 2010, then suddenly Palin would be President?  Really?  Can we really put our country in the hands of someone with absolutely zero experience?

It gets better though!  Palin was also a pander to the wackjob religious right.  She’s pro-life, anti-gay rights, and a creationist.

Brilliant move McCain.

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